I don’t know about you but if I’m buying clothes off Ebay – or rather still, just any clothes that are second hand – I don’t want any s**t on them.
And I most definitely mean that literally!
Speaking of s**t, you may may have recently read about UFC fighter Justine Kish .
Kish is the poor MMA fighter who, to put it politely, emptied her bowels during a nasty choke hold inside the Octagon at UFC Fight Night 112.
Well now, one deranged fan – that’s the only word I can think of that would describe someone who wants to do this – is willing to pay an obscene amount of money for the s**t-stained shorts.
As well as receiving a sponsorship offer from ‘Dude Wipes’ – a wet wipe company, Kish also received a discretionary bonus from UFC president Dana White, for the manner in which she dealt with the incident.
In a recent interview, Kish said, as transcribed by Bloody Elbow:
The most lucrative offer I’ve got is someone messaged me and said, ‘hey, I would like to buy your shorts to hang them up and blah blah blah, in my man cave.
I was like, this is disgusting – there are some really disgusting people out there.
They offered me $15,000 for my shorts.
He gave me his name, his email address, all these things.
I really don’t want to give too much details, but that was the most lucrative offer and I’m not gonna… I mean, why?
People are saying, ‘send them over, just go do it,’ I’m like, ‘oh, alright, well I’ll give him my information, but I don’t see how this is actually real’.
If a guy wants to spend $15,000 of his money on a pair of poop-stained shorts then who am I to argue?
But seriously, $15,000?!